There’s more to Hermione Granger than simply being “the Brightest Witch of Her Age”.
please tell me the funniest joke you know this is for an experiment
conclusion of experiment: the tumblr community’s sense of humor has been warped to no return
The fact that I laughed at all of these proves your point.
"how many potato / no potato / i am a tree"
Deep in his dream, too deep for him to really remember in the morning, Bill looks through his binoculars along the African landscape before him. Its part of a memory and he smiles as he spots a herd of bison, large dark shapes that aren’t truly defined here. He remembers this day, this was the day the rain came down in horrible waves and they had to flee to the safety of the village. In true fashion the sky lights up with lightening before going pitch black and they fly over the landscape, the dream making it appear faster.
Suddenly he’s in his hut dry and ready for a long and noisy night. With a sigh he picks up his head torch from the side of the bed and settles himself down to read, resting calmly in the now, far more temperature comfortable room. The light goes out, flickering and leaving him in darkness. In the dream he feels his heart race and without warning the lights come back on, but this time not artificial. This is sunlight streaming through windows on every side, a bright lit room with nothing but clean class encasing a much larger bed.
There across his hips, he finds a half-dressed Jewel straddling him. He swallows and blinks slowly, licking his lips. “J..Jewel?” he asks before their lips connect and after that there aren’t many more words. There is heat and friction and he’s sure it’s the best and most exciting thing he’s felt before. It’s all unfamiliar to him but he likes it either way and soon he’s on top, arms around her as they sink into the mattress.
When he wakes in the morning, he’s too groggy to remember his dreams and takes his shower as usual, goes on his job, as usual, but something tingles in the back of his mind when he thinks of her and it makes him give a little smile each time.
Oh my gosh perfection! Thank you so much my wonderful friend!
[text]You’re really cute when you sleep. ;)
Bill’s head pops up from the blankets, eyes squinting as he hears a strange noise on the bedside table. With a lurch he makes a grab for his phone and reads the text a few times, still adjusting to the brightness of the screen.
[Text]: Jewel? Morning. Did I miss coffee dat?
[Text]: How would you know?
[Text] I came by to see of you could hang out. Your Mum let me into your room. By the way…you look good with out a shirt.;)
I AM LITERALLY IN LOVE WITH A FICTIONAL CHARACTER AND IT’S NOT EVEN A JOKE ANYMORE.
A novel by me. (via june-niocosu)
my dad and i were hanging christmas lights outside and he plugged them in and said “doesn’t this just light up your life?” and i asked him why he was pun-ishing me and he had to sit down to think of a good comeback
he just came into my room to tell me i won
he can’t look me in the eyes